Wouldn’t it be funny if Mexican immigrants decided not to come to the United States because they didn’t like the President? If you agree, read on...

Consider this: You are a Mexican citizen in Nogales, Sonora, thinking about jumping the border to enter a country where there is no living wage, adequate healthcare, or quality education. Sure, it might be better than your native land, but why risk being discriminated against? After all, the President would like to build a wall and increase security at the Mexican-American border just to keep you out. We wouldn’t like him either if we were immigrants.

So in Mexico the probable immigrants shall stay. But they will work to build American products for American businesses, only to benefit Americans. Go NAFTA!

The following is a fictitious excerpt from a speech given by George W. Bush to the probable Mexican immigrants:

Yo Soy El Presidente. Mi Nombre Doble Ve. I don’t know the Spanish, but I do know a Spaniard–Alberto Gonzalez. He is both an accomplished attorney and a nine-star General. I was the Governor of Texas. You know the song, “The stars are big and bright at night (clap clap clap), deep in the heart of Texas!”So, anyway, thank God for the Rio Grande. And, in closing, always remember the Alamo!

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